The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (December 17, 2024)

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    i texted a friend of mine three months ago to try and help her register to vote - lo and behold, her father messages me today after going through her phone (blue=me, pink=friend, red=friend's dad)
  • 02
    9:51 5G 88% oy, just told me you can't register to vote because you don't have a license or permit, but you can get a voter ID if you apply for a state ID at the DDS. You'll have to go in person to get one if you have proof of identity, SSN, and two documents proving your address. From there you can register to vote online. The deadline to vote in the presidential election is November 4th, you've still got time. Sep 28, 2:06PM yeah i understand that but the thing is the fact that my dad keeps on
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    9:51 ‣ 5G 88% and you sk for talking about a person and don't know what you're talking about. She hasn't asked me or tried to set up a time or date to go. Also she has been around her mom for weeks 2 or 3 different times and still hasn't went. So who's procrastinating? You should mind your business because you don't know what's going on and she's not going to tell you EVERYTHING. 4:42 AM Sir, respectfully, I sent that text nearly three months ago. I'm not sure why you're messaging a 15 year old
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  • 04
    The texts my mom has been sending me since my grandpa got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer
  • 05
    I live with my grandparents and my parents haven't been together in almost 20 years. I'm 22F. My dad is happily married to my step mom and has been for years. The first blurred off name is my grandpa, the 2nd one is her crazy ex who I've almost gone nc with her over since he has repeatedly insulted me and treats her like sh. My dad flew down from across the country, because his dad/my grandpa got diagnosed stage 4 liver cancer 2 weeks ago. My mom has been freaking out and blowing up both of our
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  • 06
    All night she has sent me wildly inappropriate texts is surprised we don't want her to come over. She makes every situation about her self and makes it all worse. She doesn't care about my grandpa she wants to start some sh with my dad. My grandpa can't get around we have been emptying his buckets on top of dealing with this. I'm losing my mind lol.
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  • 07
    No one says u can't ever see him you need to chill the f out before you come and stop yelling at everyone everyday I know you are siding with your dad because y'all think I f because I left him sh up I'm not arguing w u rn I love you gn we will talk ab it tmrw Who the f and I yelling at every day? No one is talking to me except and I'm certainly not yelling at him I'm going full nuclear Your dad would never even go down on me, like has done that more than he ever did. When he did he would compla
    via u/976creep
  • 08
    According to my mother....
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    LO 5 M Mom : lol Euthanasia is legal in six states in the U.S.: New Mexico, Colorado, California, Washington, Oregon, and Montana. Today 2:05 PM There are two types of people in this world People who know Di Hard is a christmas movie and Communists + iMessage ㅁ Delivered G
  • 10
    Atleast she didn't over react
  • 11
    So for some context, this was a bit before my 19th birthday. I became homeless at 17, and while living in and out of homeless shelters she was asking me for money & I was (stupidly) giving it to her. I stopped after she asked for money to help her husband who's his own story, and then told her I was moving to Atlanta. This was how she responded lol.
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    10:53 NOV 4, 2023 AT 9:32 PM Ah cool I never cared much for that city LTE 5 Atlanta Ight What do you mean I just don't know what to say to that. I got an apartment in July after being homeless for a year, I've got a car, I'm getting a house and nothing you have to say is even pretending to be happy for me. It makes it hard to talk to you when you act like you don't care about good things in my life Do you ever think of anything about yourself?an cause | was homeless for nearly 3 years You can't
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    10:53 Do you ever think of anything about yourself? I mean cause I was homeless for nearly 3 years and I got a car and I got a place to sleep it's not a house and I don't have any kind of money saved up. But I've got a job and a place to stay too. And it's taking me 3 years to get there. And not one time, have you said anything that was proud of have you even inquired about my life? My husband just did, and you have the nerves to go on social media and blast him for some sh That never even f****
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    10:53 Have any Ninu un munty sartu up. But I've got a job and a place to stay too. And it's taking me 3 years to get there. And not one time, have you said anything that was proud of have you even inquired about my life? My husband just did, and you have the nerves to go on social media and blast him for some sh That never even f****** happened, okay? Because the ages that you say that he did these things to you, you were not around him like that you were not alone with him and you games are wor
    via u/badgersandbongs
  • 15
    My dads pretending to me my uncle to talk to me. It's not the first time he's done something like this.
  • 16
    For context I've talked the way I talk since middle school, im an adult now so 10+ years Imao. Additionally he knows how busy my schedule has been for a few years due to certain circumstances. He texted at 1am when I'm asleep and then had been busy all day, literally only has been about 24hrs since the first text of the picture when he responded with accusing me of cutting people off. Repost to fix the images!
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    11:37 Pic of Sis Comment Send 1 comment Share I texted this to and it said message failed. Did she get a new number? Miss u guys #= Me Today 12:54 AM E No nothing? That is not okay Cut off grandma and your family?! I'm so disappointed in you guys right now Tfym? Dawg I'm busy af like consistently but aight I guess Im apparently cuttin people off then. Happy holidays to you too Today 5:16 AM O A Text Message OH
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    11:37 Today 5:16 AM when did you learn how to talk like that ? Whats going on.. and how is doing? I need her new number. Tell her to text me back with the new number when did you learn how to talk like that on.. and how is Whats going doing? I need her new number. Tell her to text me back with the new number My phone got disconnected. Sending it again just in case it didn't go through. I love and miss both of you guys Today 7:50 AM If you want to be mad at your dad, I get it. I'm mad at him too
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    11:37 اس If you want to be mad at your dad, I get it. I'm mad at him too but do you think it's okay to talk to your elders like that? everytime you get mad, you're going to cut them off? Is it that easy for you to cut family off? Are you going to cut your mom off too when you're upset? Do you think that's right? What's I know you're going ons smarter than that Don't ever call me dawg again. I'm your uncle. I know you're dad failed but so did your mom if that's how you talk to people Q. A = DADS
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    5:42 < I'm your uncle. I know you're dad failed but so did your mom if that's how you talk to people Sat, Dec 7 at 11:37 AM Omg this is isn't it Lmfaooooo only he gets mad at my language like that hahaha nice try dumbass I can talk however if like dude. Sunday 2:59 AM Listen to yourself. That's how you speak to your elders? To the ones that cared for you and willing to be there for you. This Shameful behavior must make your mom proud. Job well done Thursday 2:08 AM When are you off wanna see u a
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  • 21
    Boyfriend meets mom.
  • 22
    10:21 96 Mami> What I was going to say to BE l is that he has to be firm about not spending money on things you don't need. You have a tendency to sulk when you don't get your way, but I'm hoping that you've grown out of that. But just in case, he has to say no. You're going to have to be a grownup and stop the excess spending. That's all. I'm hoping very much that this is a good thing for both of you. I don't think you're going to ruin anything, because I believe you're smarter than that. And t
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    10:21 川 Ill 96 Mami> anything, because I believe you're smarter than that. And that is exactly why I said no. He can handle the finances. I don't need my mommy involved. Absolutely not Good night. I love you. Both of you met him and immediately tried to "warn him" Not okay. At all. Ever. And I don't need anybody telling my boyfriend how to "control me" whether it be spending or otherwise. Delivered
    via u/Mardilove
  • 24
    Got this text today... all cus I prefer to go by Jenny and not Jacob...
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    ■■ AT&T LTE 2:01 PM 21% 0 D DAD > Today 1:49 PM Untill you change your name back from Jenny. You will not be welcome home. It's killing your mom. O 5 A Text Message A Cash
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